FINGERPAINTING

[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: STORY TIME
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: SO.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: I SMELL SOMETHING FOUL AND SURE ENOUGH THE LITTLE MONSTER RIPPED OFF HIS DIAPER AND STEALTH POOPED IN THE APARTMENT.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Riohra pulls up chair
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: MASSIVE POOPHUNT ENSUES.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Tanit: Is it stealth pooping if you can smell it?
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: I FOUND IT AND HIS FINGERPAINTING. MASSIVE CLEANUP ENSUES.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: It is if I don't catch him in the act.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] L'ton: Kadesh's story times are 100000% why I am never having children.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Tanit Hahhaa.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: FAMILY BRINGS 5YO HER LATE BDAY PRESENT.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Tanit: More finger paints?
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: ALL THE CRAYOLA COLORING THINGS. 5YO GOES TO "PUT IT AWAY".
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: LITTLE MONSTER FINGER PAINTED AGAIN. WITH REAL PAINT
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: ALL OVER BLANKETS, COMFORTERS, SHEETS, MATRESS PADS AND HIMSELF.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: EXTRA PAINT APPLIED TO NONO AREAS ON HIS LITTLE PERSON.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: So yeah. He likes the color purple.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Tanit chokes.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Riohra claps
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: ALL OVER.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: HE SOMEHOW PAINTED HIS OWN BACK.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Baylee die laughing.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Riohra: kids got talent
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: After my son was done giving himself a tramp stamp, I gave him a thorough bath and confiscated the paint.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: The little monster is 2.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Tanit: He found the markers next?
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: So now, as I search for my missing bras. NOPE, HID THOSE WITH A QUICKNESS.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: I gotta run her blankets to the wash.
[Half Moon Bay Weyr] Kadesh: THIS STORY TIME BROUGHT TO YOU BY CRAYOLA. <3 *gets back to damage control*

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